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Pitsea, this reeking eastern suburb of the infamous Basildon, truly is the pits. To fully understand the seething underclass of this godforsaken region, one must picture the analogy of flies on shit because, ladies and gentlemen, Pitsea ITSELF is a chav. Yes,
What is it like to live in Wisbech, and should you move there? A frank and honest review by a local resident.
The easiest place to discover a nest of the buggers though is any one of the many parks in suburban Blackpool after 6pm. Hordes of the spindly, baseball hatted, trouser tucking, spliff smoking little tw*ts abound, usually on stolen mountain bikes or bmx’s with the seat set at it’s very lowest point.
Tullibody is an apparent quaint little toon in the Heart of Clackmannanshire, but we all know this is just a smoke screen. Tullibody is filled to the brim with Junkies, Ned’s and 10 – 12-year-olds who have already been to Young Offenders twice.
Peterborough – you shouldn’t be that close to your cousin. Cambridgeshire East Anglia. It is truly difficult to convey how mentally challenged the average Peterborian is. There are small pockets of intelligence and culture dotted around the city but these are rightly mocked, attacked and pushed to the margins.
When Dante’s Inferno was written all those years ago, the author gave us the most detailed and descriptive account of the nine different circles of Hell. Turns out he missed one. There are in fact 10 levels of Hell, and whilst the 9th circle is commonly thought to be the worst, the tenth circle is truly horrific. And its name is Cinderford.
Rushden aka Roughden. Northamptonshire Satire. Well what to say about Rushden. 9,000 Acres of despair, this is a disturbed town and nothing has gotten better in the past years with numerous murders, attempted murders, violent attacks and half of luton using it as a place to sell drugs i can say that this town is a massive problem in ...
